The lair, airy and full of light: fucking goats... →
figjewtons: so you think you know what the most badass animal is well you’re wrong because the most badass animal is actually the goat why, you ask? well let me hit you with some KNOWLEDGE You’re allergic to poison ivy. Goats aren’t. Goats EAT poison ivy. Rash? No, fuck you. Nutrition,… goats goats goats goats goats (imagine that being sung to the tune of whatever your heart imagines ...
videohall: The counting song I almost turned it off in the first 3 seconds, I’m glad i sat through that. Amazingly innocent and dark at the same time; I love it. Well that escalated quickly. wow crazy what
football’s a joke the sport here is lacrosse
biologicalresearch: a girl walks into a room with flowers on her shirt. you hope she’s not like the last person you saw wearing a shirt like this. you approach her to ask what is her favorite flower and if she knows the scientific name. she can’t answer you. because she’s not a REAL fan of botany.
If you think rape jokes are funny, unfollow me...
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Nothing is True.: Tumblrversary Giveaway Thingy →
autumnyte: It has been one year since I first discovered tumblr. This place and all of you mean a great deal to me, and I wanted to find a fun way of saying “thanks”. So, I’m doing a little giveaway of—what else?—DA2 goodies. This will run until Monday, July 16 at 8:00 pm EDT, at which…
Airlock Death Imminent.: So just to be clear: →
rainaweather: dealanexmachina: 1) Using your non-dominant hand, slap the person who has at least 5 inches and 50 pounds on you for outing you in a hallway of a school that has a proven track record of gay bashing and bullying, which results in an ad outing you to the entire state.
When life gives you lemons...
Katara: Give a long speech about how you hope that one day the lemons will transform into lemonade.
Sokka: Whine in a sarcastic way and wish they were meat.
Toph: Eat them, dummy. The sour means they're good for you.
Zuko: Ask life if you can trade the lemons for your honor.
Iroh: Make lemon tea, of course.
Azula: Shoot life with lightning until they give you an acceptable fruit. Like cherries. Without pits.
Ozai: Throw the lemons at your son in an Agni Kai.
Aang: ...make lemonade?
Tenzin: DON'T MAKE LEMONADE. MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE TENZIN LEMONS. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN. WITH THE LEMONS. I'M GONNA GET MY AIRBENDER ACOLYTES TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN.
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ogle reader longingly: The Student... →
gunsandwwands: electricbreeze: The Student Non-Discrimination Act, or SNDA (pronounced “Senda”), is a bill that that would prohibit public schools from discriminating against students on the bias of actual or perceived sexual orientation or gender identification. It would, for…
BROODMOTHER.: Because Pottermore just opened to... →
commandermeredith: okay—idiotas: I’d like to bring this back. My friend and I want to see if there’s any sort of relationship between Hogwarts houses and personality types (we’re using Myers-Briggs for this). If you’d like to participate, just reblog or reply to this post (or… INTJ ravenclaw
Some Nickelodeon executives were worried, says Konietzko, about backing an...– ‘Airbender’ Creators Reclaim Their World in ‘Korra’ (via meggannn)
kiyokushitaka: ariescantus: penotbutter: corytier: penotbutter: ppl who say that rose should have just moved over when her and jack were in the water and she was on the door tHEIR COMBINED WEIGHT WOULD HAVE SUNK IT AND THEY BOTH WOULD HAVE DIED i was trying to figure out what part of homestuck this was from omfg My favorite part of homestsuck.